As a professional phone sex operator with tons of experience in getting men off over the phone, it so annoys me to hear men looking for cheap phone sex lines all the time. Do you not care anything about the quality of your phone experience? Now, I can see where if you are one of those men who just want to hear a strange woman saying dirty words to you as you “finish up,” you probably don’t give a damn about chatting with a woman of quality. Her talents would be wasted on the likes of you anyway because you just sit in front of your porn movie, your dick in one hand, and your phone in the other waiting to hit speed dial when you cock is about to explode.

Cheap phone sex lines are good for pretty much one thing and that is quickies. Men who aren’t intelligent enough for a true quality fantasy will want to call these. They can get off for under a $1. Now isn’t that something to for them to be proud of? Obviously, these are the ones whose social skills are clearly lacking. They are more like little teenage boys hiding in a closet while they jerk off. It is truly a shame that they have no clue what they could be having and what they are missing out on by treating phone sex like a dirty magazine.

So if you care nothing about quality when it comes to your fantasy play, by all means call those cheap phone sex lines. It’s about what you deserve. You see, I know the difference between a quantity client and a quality client. I have several quality clients and I adore spending time with every one of them. We even set up phone dates ahead of time so that we can look forward to our time together. These guys ARE quality and they know quality when they hear it. They don’t mind paying for it, either.

If you ever decide to be one of those quality guys instead of a quantity bum, give me a call. I will be thrilled to show you the difference between me and those cheap phone sex lines. You may even become a convert if you let yourself just slow down and enjoy it. But don’t you dare call me if you plan on me saying Hello and you immediately gasping as you get your hands all sticky! I will still charge you for the FULL PRICE of the call.