Have you ever regretted having cheap Asian phone sex and wish that you could re-write history? Let me tell you my story.

I was over at a mate’s house one day. We are both 18. He told me about this older woman that he was fucking. We have only known one another for a few weeks, and we found out that we had a lot in common. We both like to party, fuck (girls, of course), and get pissy drunk. Not the kind that I would take home to the family, well at least not yet.

He goes on telling me about this older woman, and when I say older, I mean 48! That’s one old bird, but she was apparently one hot Asian goddess! His mobile rang. It was her. He told me to pick it up and pretend to be him, and let her talk some cheap Asian phone sex. So, I disguised my voice, and said “Hello”? She immediately started talking fuck talk. She was telling me how much she wanted to take my young cock and ram it in her hairy pussy! My dick started pressing against my jeans like a denim tent.

I ran to my mate’s room and he just laughed. He said quickly, “Give me the phone! I need a boner next.” I threw him the phone, ran to his bathroom, let out a strong roar, and shot the biggest load of cum! After wiping myself, I went back into my mate’s bedroom, and he was done speaking with her, smoking a ciggie, and a hard tent too. “That bitch is the best in the WORLD”, he says. He stepped away for some cheap Asian phone sex and a wank, while I handled a phone call from my mum. In her Asian tongue, she questions where am I and when am I coming home for dinner. I looked at my mate and told him that I had to leave, but that he was invited over for dinner if he wanted to come.

As we were driving home, I complained about my parents. They are the traditional Asian parents, he understood. We arrived and I can hear my mom preparing the last of the meal, and my dad and two sisters were at the table. We went to the bathroom, washed our hands of left over cum, HAHA!

We sat down too, enjoying the wonderful aroma that filled the air. My mom comes out with our main dish, and in SHOCK, drops it on the floor! My mate, leans over to me and says, “Hey, that’s the old bird I was telling you about.”

I had cheap Asian phone sex with my MUM! Argh