I found this ad the other day for a cheap phone sex line so I thought I’d give it a try. It’s not like I call these services all that often but I do like to call a couple of them once in awhile. This ad was accompanied by some photos of really hot women and the price was definitely right. So I arranged my evening so that I could have everything done and out of the way before calling. I even took a shower and climbed into my bed with my phone before calling. You’d have thought I was getting ready for a date.

Once I was all settled, I called this cheap phone sex line. It was answered by a lady with a very hot voice who thanked me for calling and asked how she could help me. Well, I figured that telling her she could help me cum would be rather rude, so I opted to say that I had called to speak with one of their lovely ladies. She was more than happy to oblige. After taking my credit card information, she asked me if I had any preferences as to what type of woman I wanted to speak with or if I had any special fantasies.

So far this cheap phone sex line seemed to be a real find. I told her I wasn’t picky and would trust her to connect me with someone really nice. Within a few moments I was connected to Sasha and that’s when the bottom fell out of my little experience. Sasha sounded like a bass voiced man who had swallowed gravel. When she said hello, my poor dick tried to crawl up INSIDE me! That’s the effect she has, at least on me.

At first, I couldn’t speak. I was thinking it served me right for calling a cheap phone sex line, as she repeated her greeting. My dick wasn’t going to get hard now if Jenna Jamison suddenly appeared in front of me totally nude. I had already paid for this phone call but suddenly the money just did not matter. Muttering something along the lines of I’m sorry, I disconnected the phone as fast as my shaking fingers would allow me to.

I have sworn off new phone sex services. If I feel the need for some female phone company I will stick to my tried and true ones. It’s my own fault for trying to save money.